lol babe it's cute how you -try- to make me orgasm but the truth of the matter is, you just can't seem to get me there. and as much as you try to please me i just don't think your teeny tiny little dick is gonna cut it. but what I really really want this relationship to work so um... I'm just gonna tell you... I'm going to start cheating on you. don't worry, i've already taken the liberty of finding a boyfriend for me... you know your best friend? yeah he's been looking really good to me lately... let me tell you all about how much better in bed he is than you.