Are you afraid of me? Good, you should be. I can see your fear boner from here, it's exciting to me. I can see your wrinkly balls and how blue they are, they are aching for release. Should i give it? Have you been good for me? Obedient and patient? Selfless and attentive? Or have you been bad? Selfish and argumentative? Disobedient and abhorrent? Who are we kidding, you're too afraid of me to be disobedient, you've been the best little timid pet EVER. Maybe I will give you the gift of release... but you HAVE to do it my way....