I guess I have a chair but it's just not good enough. I want a chair that breathes, ya know? I want a chair that whimpers underneath me but it still stays still. Completely still. Where do you think I could find such a chair? Where should I look? Oh!!! Wait a minute, the perfect chair is right below me. You're gonna be the best chair for me, aren't you? You're gonna stay right there and you're not gonna make a fuss, it doesn't matter if you can't breathe it doesn't matter if you can't see. What you want doesn't matter, all that matters is being a good seat for Princess Thrashie.