Your wife doesn't have anything on me, she can't compare. We're not even in the same league, we're not even running the same motherfucking race. She doesn't have the teensiest, tiniest, most minuscule amount of anything I have. No charisma, no charm, and she definitely doesn't have a body like mine. She can't make you feel the way I do, she doesn't have the right equipment if you know what I mean. She can't make you feel the way i do. Her body doesn't give you butterflies like mine does. She doesn't make you sit and stay and wait for your treat - she just hands it all out! We both know ther... Show more