When I open my legs something magical happens, and you're not going to miss your opportunity to be my best little filthy pet, aren't you? I know you are. You wouldn't miss a single drop. You know better. You know you are nothing but my t0ilet, my disgusting object to use and discard over and over again. And you love it, don't you? Ah ah ah, don't speak, you'll spill my precious golden nectar. You know better than that, t0ilet.