Is everybody gone? Of course they are, I'm the only one who has any friends on. But anyway we gotta talk, I'm glad you're already sitting down. That's gonna make a lot of this conversations so much easier. Well uh... see.... I uhh... found your porn... yeah... all of it. Why do you think I'm wearing the shortest jean shorts I could find. There's gonna be a lot of changes around here. When I saw EVERYTHING, I seriously couldn't believe it. I HAD to come put this to the test.... and I can't believe it's really working!