Is everybody gone? Of course they are, I'm the only one who has any friends on. But anyway we gotta talk, I'm glad you're already sitting down. That's gonna make a lot of this conversations so much easier. Well uh... see.... I uhh... found your porn... yeah... all of it. Why do you think I'm wearing the shortest jean shorts I could find. There's gonna be a lot of changes around here. When I saw EVERYTHING, I seriously couldn't believe it. I HAD to come put this to the test.... and I can't believe it's really working!

Is everybody gone? Of course they are, I'm the only one who has any friends on. But anyway we gotta talk, I'm glad you're already sitting down. That's gonna make a lot of this conversations so much easier. Well uh... see.... I uhh... found your porn... yeah... all of it. Why do you think I'm wearing the shortest jean shorts I could find. There's gonna be a lot of changes around here. When I saw EVERYTHING, I seriously couldn't believe it. I HAD to come put this to the test.... and I can't believe it's really working!