Have you been a nasty pervert? Have you been having naughty thoughts about really really hot women's bodies? Be honest now, Lord Thrasherbrat only takes mercy on the honest. And that's about all you could possibly have going for you, being honest about your disgusting perversions. So that's why you need to pay the pervert tax. Nasty perverts like you who want a woman way out of their league ALWAYS pay the pervert tax.