This is the story of a REAL LIFE SUGAR STEP-DADDY whom I've deduced into nothing but another of my shitpig wallets. It's sooooo cute how weak he is for me. My step-daddy loves it when I call him step-daddy and that, my dear readers, becomes his downfall. Watch, worship, and realize that you too - no matter how "alpha" you think you are, WILL become just another desperate wallet for me. And this is why. Come play with me, step-daddy... don't you wanna have some fun? Let's rock and roll...