I'm suuuch a terrible girlfriend! Soooo, I know we never officially agreed that I could see other people but um... I met this REALLY hot guy at the bar and I think we're gonna go to a heavy metal concert together. Huh? No, I hardly even mentioned you. I took one look at the bulge in his pants and I forgot you even existed. All it took was one look from someone sooo much better than you and I completely forgot you existed. Honestly? It was really easy to forget about you, you're not that memorable in the first place and you don't fuck that good so why the FUCK would I remember you while talk... Show more