I have had a long day, the kind of day that makes me want to sit. But where will I sit? All my chairs are not comfy enough, I need the perfect chair! The perfect seat for my perfect, shiny ass. Do you think you know where the perfect seat could be? You just look so helpless and pathetic down there, that gives me the perfect idea! Maybe YOU can be my chair! How does that sound? Don't worry! Your face will make the perfect seat and we both know you would rather worship my ass than breathe so I'm not really worried about your oxygen intake....