You work hard so I never have to. I mean it! I mean, I know you hate going to that stuffy little cubicle but when you get to send me all of your hard earned money then it suddenly becomes worth it, doesn't it? Yeah it does, you don't have to lie to me. I already know the truth. I'm the only person in the whole world that you can tell the truth to, yeah you love it when I use you, you love it when I take advantage of you, you love it when I make you pay for drinks and trips and meals. I live the most pampered life in the world and you fund all of it.