"Are you ready to be tickled?! Is anybody ever really ready to be tickled?!? Let's find out!!!! Too much too soon?! Too bad! And I LOVE TO TICKLE! Laughter is the best medicine and I hope this is infectious!! Tickle tickle tickle! Coochie Coochie Coo!!! I bet you weren't ready for this! You want me to stop?! I DON'T THINK SO!!!!" This isn't going to end anytime soon! This is! I'm in control- You don't get a choice! Oh, but you like it, I know you do! I GOT YOU!"

"Are you ready to be tickled?! Is anybody ever really ready to be tickled?!? Let's find out!!!! Too much too soon?! Too bad! And I LOVE TO TICKLE! Laughter is the best medicine and I hope this is infectious!! Tickle tickle tickle! Coochie Coochie Coo!!! I bet you weren't ready for this! You want me to stop?! I DON'T THINK SO!!!!" This isn't going to end anytime soon! This is! I'm in control- You don't get a choice! Oh, but you like it, I know you do! I GOT YOU!"