SO i was minding my own business relaxing on the couch when he decides my feet ( dressed in my new christmas socks ) need some attention. im like really? i jusy took my Uggs off and was settling in for some tv,,well, the more i wanted to chill the more he insisted..and to make matters even worse, the were home in the bedrooms watching tv with friends so i had to Keep as quiet as possible,,oh great! so,, the fact i had to be quiet was like fuel to this fire of his,, its feathers, sonicare,,fingernails and oh yes babyoil with scrub brushes,,lol,, as hard as it was to keep truly quiet is was a... Show more