Good help is so hard to find. Christina Carter is the latest in a long, long line of lazy secretaries I hired that won't do the most basic job functions: getting me coffee and letting me chase her around the desk. At least she was good enough to wear a blouse too small for her so her breasts pop out. All the same, I can't tolerate such laziness, so I punish her by taping her up tightly. Tape is wrapped around her wrists, just below her breasts, ankles, and knees and her mouth is well taped. Maybe a day like this will convince her to get me a decent cup of coffee!

Good help is so hard to find. Christina Carter is the latest in a long, long line of lazy secretaries I hired that won't do the most basic job functions: getting me coffee and letting me chase her around the desk. At least she was good enough to wear a blouse too small for her so her breasts pop out. All the same, I can't tolerate such laziness, so I punish her by taping her up tightly. Tape is wrapped around her wrists, just below her breasts, ankles, and knees and her mouth is well taped. Maybe a day like this will convince her to get me a decent cup of coffee!