Sidney Logan is the latest in a long line of disappointing secretaries. Like so many before her, she had one job: to get me a good cup of coffee. Naturally she didn't, so naturally I had to tie her to a chair and tape her mouth shut. Of course, she's got to stay that way for the rest of the day while i try to figure out the coffee machine. No matter how angry she gets, I'm paying her for a full 8 hours, so she's staying tied in her chair the whole eight hours!

Sidney Logan is the latest in a long line of disappointing secretaries. Like so many before her, she had one job: to get me a good cup of coffee. Naturally she didn't, so naturally I had to tie her to a chair and tape her mouth shut. Of course, she's got to stay that way for the rest of the day while i try to figure out the coffee machine. No matter how angry she gets, I'm paying her for a full 8 hours, so she's staying tied in her chair the whole eight hours!