I just got in from the gym. Not sure why I was so gassy, but I damn near farted upon arrival! Bae was already on the couch waiting for me but, I could hide the bloat any longer! I sit next to him and show him my bloated belly. I keep rubbing it like im about to explode! I begin to blast off on him... I knew he would like it, so I kept going. As he got close, I yelled a count down to finish him off and then kissed him on the cheek as I left to go make dinner.