Sometimes it's nice just to get back to nature.

Sit outside, feel the sun, hear the birds and the bees...

Nature is powerful - and I draw upon nature for my own power.

I recommend you get outside sometime. Get back to nature, be at one with your surroundings...and as long as you're not going to get caught, jerk off!

I dare you to go somewhere outside - your garden, the woods - find a spot where you won't be disturbed, and listen to me instruct you to wank outdoors.

It's liberating!