FROM THE ARCHIVES: Ugh, Mum's brought another useless loser home. This one however isn't all he seems! He's a weak little moron who lets me bully him - and bully him I will! I'm going to get this idiot to do whatever I want him to, and he has to comply otherwise I'll tell my mum what he gets up to when she's not around! Watch him squeal and yelp and crumble at my feet as my kicks completely destroy him!