Are you a big fat loser? Have you not seen your dick in years? Have you forgotten what your balls looks like? Well then this one is for you. You need to make some serious lifestyle changes, you're super unhealthy and you need to relocate your genitals! If you acquaint yourself with healthier food, you may achieve this task - but the punishments for slacking and falling off the wagon are severe. You might not be able to find your balls, but I will...and I will destroy them...