I'm having a party while my husband is away on business.

I've got my friends coming over and I've also invited a few of my boy toys to come and entertain us.

But now he's returned and said his trip is cancelled. How inconvenient! What am I going to do now?

I can't have him at the party he will ruin all our fun with his sad little face and cloying presence.

I will just have to put him to good use. He can prepare everything before everyone arrives and then he can sit in the walk in wardrobe, unseen, unheard, until I need him to clean up afterwards.