I have just about had enough of my husband. I mean sure, he's handsome and loaded, but he's got such a disappointing dick that I just refuse to have sex with him anymore. He's terrible in bed and I'll not stand for it. Now I don't want him putting his dick anywhere else, mind you, so I'm going to lock it away in chastity while I go out and have my fun! And, just to make extra sure he doesn't try and use his pathetic excuse for a penis - whoops! I've accidentally dropped the key in the toilet and flushed it. Clumsy me! Enjoy a life without ever touching your penis again hubby, I'm off out to... Show more