You love my feet but you're not keen on them when they're ripe and sweaty.

Don't worry, I have a solution for that.

I will use my toes to hold your little brown bottle as you sniff from it, inhaling my foot fragrance at the same time.

Eventually you will associate the scent of my feet with the mind melting buzz from the bottle.

If you're willing to submit to me fully, I will train you accordingly.

So breathe in...and breathe out...and repeat...