Do you love me?

Of course you do. I'm extremely lovable.

You're obsessed with me.

So I like to use this to my advantage and use you for my own amusement. See how far you're willing to go to show your devotion.

Even if it means me spitting directly into your mouth or making you do weird things to make me laugh!

Eat up bitch! If you love me, it will be easy for you!