Nikki Whiplash and I are minding our own business having a cuppa in the sun after a long morning punishing boys.

However one has slipped through the net and tries to impress us with his substandard cock - why doe guys all think we will be impressed by their ugly genitals?! Ugh!

However we do have an idea that will ensure we enjoy this turn of events as much as he seems to be - and that is to use some freshly plucked nettles to enhance his experience!

A nice warming wank with the nettles should ensure a good time for all - what a lovely way to spend a sunny day out... Show more