Here's the thing: size matters. So many guys with such little dicks. It's sad really. For us ladies more so than you guys. There's nothing you can do about it either - it's not like you can get dick enlargement surgery!

However there is one thing you tiny dick losers can do to make up for what you lack in the trouser department - you can learn to eat pussy like a champ. I am still disgusted with the amount of guys who don't perform this simple yet glorious act - particularly if they aren't even packing a python to make up for it!

If you have a small cock, the least you can... Show more