By and large, men tend to be absolutely useless - so any men that wish to enter into my world must be useful to me!

This one was supposed to be helping me work on my renovation project but decided to take a nap instead - so I decide to take a break myself, but use him as my own personal human sun lounger!

He is surprisingly comfortable, and of course - at this angle, he is perfectly positioned to worship my beautiful feet whilst I sit on him.

Now a regular sun lounger can't do that!

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