Oh I do have a current obsession with corsets - I just look fabulous in them, don't you agree? Oh wait, you can't answer, because you're struck dumb by just how good I look and you're currently a drooling mess. Well, at least I can turn dribbling morons like you to my advantage - whilst you're staring into my cleavage your money is being spent, every second that ticks by on this clip means more of your dime trickling into my bank account.

You mean nothing to me other than a funding source - you are a walking wallet! If you're getting the privilege of viewing my assets, I'm getting ... Show more