So it's been a while since I shot any clips, but who cares - I've been enjoying life while you've been sat there waiting for the next installment in the chronicle of your addiction to me.

Do you like this outfit? I love this outfit - I look so good I could damn near fuck myself! All bought by slaves, of course - as it was my birthday a few weeks back.

Yes - I know you missed it. You know you missed it. What have you done to celebrate me this year? Nothing yet! I add the yet, because that's exactly what you're going to do - make up for your lack of devotion by going over an...

So it's been a while since I shot any clips, but who cares - I've been enjoying life while you've been sat there waiting for the next installment in the chronicle of your addiction to me.

Do you like this outfit? I love this outfit - I look so good I could damn near fuck myself! All bought by slaves, of course - as it was my birthday a few weeks back.

Yes - I know you missed it. You know you missed it. What have you done to celebrate me this year? Nothing yet! I add the yet, because that's exactly what you're going to do - make up for your lack of devotion by going over and above what I'd normally expect.

Here I am in my cute AF velvet shorts and old school Vans - your weakness - and there you are with an awkward boner and an itchy tribute button finger.

Hop to it and don't make me have to remind you again - what have YOU done for me lately?