My gorgeous shiny Hunter boots haven't got that dirty yet - I am determined to keep these ones relatively clean! But, inevitably, they will end up with some farmyard filth on them - and that's where you come in. I don't have time or the inclination to do any of the menial cleaning tasks associated with an equestrian lifestyle, so you will be doing it for me - including licking my boots clean to ensure they remain shiny and new for as long as possible!