I caught you sneaking around my cleavage without my permission. I could chew you up and swallow you whole but I have other plans for you. I'm going to banish you forever in my big fat ass. My huge butt is now your new home. You'll be smelling all my farts and be front row seat to the superbowl vs the browns game! Let me shove you deeper between my hot butt cheeks where you belong!