You don't get the luxury of having sex. All you get is your HAND. You're a hand humping loser. The only action you'll ever get is from your hand. You're a hand humping loser! You'll never get sex from a woman again. Your hand is the only thing touching your penis. Your dick will never get wet again. So now you have to stay home and hump your dick with your hand. You should change your name to "Hand Humping Loser" Am I being too mean? I really don't care! How many times do you masturbate with your hand? You're addicted to humping your hand. You might as well just marry your hand. I love cal... Show more