I called you in my office today because as you know the toilets in our building are out of order right now. I'm way too busy to go across the street to use their bathroom.... You seem like you might be able to help me? I have to use the bathroom so bad....and maybe if you do a good job getting rid of all my waste I'll give you a raise....prove to me this is something you can handle....

I called you in my office today because as you know the toilets in our building are out of order right now. I'm way too busy to go across the street to use their bathroom.... You seem like you might be able to help me? I have to use the bathroom so bad....and maybe if you do a good job getting rid of all my waste I'll give you a raise....prove to me this is something you can handle....