You're at a family gathering where a performer is hired and in the midst of chit chat and joyous reunions, your attention is momentarily grabbed by the woman in question. Who is she, this svelte, expressive masked performer? Everything about her entrances you, from her defined calf muscles to her shapely thighs and the general way she carries herself. Wait, did she pause for a moment to look at you? It's hard to tell with the giant head on. She might have. Desperate to avoid any awkwardness, you look away and shift your hands in your pockets to hide your modest, inexplicable boner. Why does... Show more