Your stepmom is in jail for tax evasion, which sucks cause you've always liked having her around the house. That is, you've always admired her. She has a bit if sass in her class. She's funny and stylish and lifts the energy in the house. Most of all, though, her feet are so sexy. The delicate way she pads across the kitchen in the morning, the way she sits by the fire on cold days with them tucked under her, her high heel dangling on her foot when she sits in her office. She's completely unaware of the crush you have on her, which is how you want things to stay. But your spirit's been crus...

Your stepmom is in jail for tax evasion, which sucks cause you've always liked having her around the house. That is, you've always admired her. She has a bit if sass in her class. She's funny and stylish and lifts the energy in the house. Most of all, though, her feet are so sexy. The delicate way she pads across the kitchen in the morning, the way she sits by the fire on cold days with them tucked under her, her high heel dangling on her foot when she sits in her office. She's completely unaware of the crush you have on her, which is how you want things to stay. But your spirit's been crushed ever since she went away.

These are the thoughts rushing through your head as she chats amiably with you, telling you about life behind bars. She has a cellmate she doesn't mind, which is plus. Some of the guards are a bit "hands on", so to speak. More than she'd like. She can see the dark humour in it, which is just like her. You can't help but notice that she's thrown her feet up on the table while she's divulging all her news. The guard hasn't notice is, or if she has, she's not bothered, which surprises you.

Your mind is once more occupied, this time by the raging boner in your pants. Thankfully she's doing most of the talking. Stringing full sentences together right now would be almost impossible. No no no , she's scrunching her soles up in that adorable way you've seen her do before. They're sweaty from the clammy air inside the visitor room. And her toenails are painted. Do they allow that in jail? Did someone sneak it in? Oh man, she's asking you a question but you've now idea what she just said. Focus .