Sadie's never had a toe fight before. I have and lost, unfortunately, owing to the fact that my feet were much smaller than my fellow competitor's and she was able to grab my toes with hers (and not let go). I know Sadie has a bigger shoe size than me, but are her feet really all that much bigger than mine? and, more to the point, are they more powerful than mine? I'm not convinced, so I invite her over to try to restore some of my pride.

She arrives over chipper as can be and eager to know the reason for the sudden invite. I mention to her that I lost a toe fight recently but I'd ... Show more