You recently cheated on your girlfriend Zaurus. You consider yourself to be a pretty sly guy and now that it's been a week or so you assumed that she was none the wiser. One morning you wake up feeling strange and a little achy. You realize you're laying on a hard surface and you sit up to take in your surroundings.

You see your girlfriend's face coming into view and she looks angry... She knows! You think to yourself and you stand up to begin making your case. But when you stand up you realize that something is very wrong. You look down at the hard surface that you had been laying... Show more