"Okay, I could really use your help deciding which dress to wear with these dark pantyhose. Why do you keep looking down at the floor? ... Hello i need your opinion here! Oh, you have a little fetish, don't you? Is it my plump ass or the pantyhose outlining the perfection that you can't resist? I think it's the combination that really makes your mind wander. Let me feed your fantasy by showing my assets to you before my friends get here!"