Alice is listening to positive affirmations on a mindfulness app on her phone. She closes her eyes and repeats a few affirmations before saying “I am a horny bimbo”. Alice jumps in shock and she can’t believe that was part of the exercise. She decides to give it a break and watch some tv. She turns on her usual documentaries but then suddenly starts speaking with a valley girl tone and flips on some reality show instead. After a few minutes, she snaps out of it and wonders what’s going on with her. She picks up her phone to check the stock market but gets distracted on social media and star... Show more