So you wanna be a ballbuster? No problem. Mistress Dometria will train you to go as far as you like. Here is how she does it. You will be shackled to the floor legs apart. Your balls will be triple the size by the time you leave. Like two melons! Start with light cropping (light?!?). Some trampling. With one foot. Both feet. A pair of nutcrackers. Pulse, pulse, pulse. A tennis ball in a sock!! Leather strap!!! Stamping!!!! Then the boxing gloves come out. Speedballing. Crushing between the boots. Your balls are double the original size now. So it's time for the thumb and finger techniques!!!**...

So you wanna be a ballbuster? No problem. Mistress Dometria will train you to go as far as you like. Here is how she does it. You will be shackled to the floor legs apart. Your balls will be triple the size by the time you leave. Like two melons! Start with light cropping (light?!?). Some trampling. With one foot. Both feet. A pair of nutcrackers. Pulse, pulse, pulse. A tennis ball in a sock!! Leather strap!!! Stamping!!!! Then the boxing gloves come out. Speedballing. Crushing between the boots. Your balls are double the original size now. So it's time for the thumb and finger techniques!!!***!!***!! Balls stretched on a leash and caned. Aaaargh!! Onto your knees for ball-kicking. Ready for sharp end penalty kicks. Dometria is the Ronaldo, the Gerrard, the Zidane of penalty ball-kicking. Bollocks hanging down between legs. Taps with the foot. Then thumping. Hammering. Harder and harder till she's kicking your whole ass up into the air every time. You groan. You whimper. But you hang in there. Every time you present your balls again, she kicks 'em. You are lucky. "NEXT TIME I'LL WEAR BIKER BOOTS WITH STEEL TOE CAPS!" Till you cannot take any more. She's proud of you. You've put some so-called hardcore ballbusters to shame. You are a hero. Hey, wanna be a hero? The Complete Movie contains the Clips: "ADVANCED BALLBUSTING INSTRUCTION" and "PENALTY KICK BALLBUSTING".