My constipation has been playing up again, so I never know when I am going to need to go! It just so happens that I was in the middle of eating my lunch when I got the call of nature. At first I strained and pushed with no luck, but, after a short while I manage to push out some logs... THEN I REALIZE THAT I HAVE NO FUCKING TOILET PAPER AGAIN!! WHEN WILL I LEARN MY LESSON?!?! I had to wipe my poor ass on a towel. Brilliant clip.