Not only am I constipated and sore, but I am gassy, too! This clip is two videos put together from my two worst moments at the hotel I stayed in. You will hear me fart and toot, I was so full of wind that I just couldn't stop!! But the real reason this clip is called "horror at the hotel" is because when I finally did manage to push a few small plops out, I didn't realise but some wet brown mush came out with it and pebbledashed the toilet, including on the seat. What you see is thick, dark brown and smearing the white bowl... and guess what... I checked out of the hotel without cleaning it... Show more