This morning I ate a large breakfast (beans, sausage, egg, mushrooms, toast, tomato, fried bread, hash browns, and 4 cups of coffee) by mid afternoon it was pressing against my ass and ready to make it's big escape from me. The only trouble was, I was out walking and there was nowhere to release the, so I had to hike a further mile and a half to some remote public toilets... they were dank and disgusting and I almost threw up whilst pulling down my jeans... the walls were peeling and you NEED to see how dirty the toilet seat was... I used some toilet paper to wipe the seat before using it a... Show more