This morning I ate a large breakfast (beans, sausage, egg, mushrooms, toast, tomato, fried bread, hash browns, and 4 cups of coffee) by mid afternoon it was pressing against my ass and ready to make it's big escape from me. The only trouble was, I was out walking and there was nowhere to release the, so I had to hike a further mile and a half to some remote public toilets... they were dank and disgusting and I almost threw up whilst pulling down my jeans... the walls were peeling and you NEED to see how dirty the toilet seat was... I used some toilet paper to wipe the seat before using it a...

This morning I ate a large breakfast (beans, sausage, egg, mushrooms, toast, tomato, fried bread, hash browns, and 4 cups of coffee) by mid afternoon it was pressing against my ass and ready to make it's big escape from me. The only trouble was, I was out walking and there was nowhere to release the, so I had to hike a further mile and a half to some remote public toilets... they were dank and disgusting and I almost threw up whilst pulling down my jeans... the walls were peeling and you NEED to see how dirty the toilet seat was... I used some toilet paper to wipe the seat before using it and show the camera the results... DISGUSTING AND DIRTY!!!! God only knows what grime was lurking under the seat!!!! Anyway, I decide against hovering and sit straight down and feel the freezing metal on my ass cheeks. I push out a few small ones and one loud, heavy sausage. Then, if things were not bad enough (including the piss smell that stunk the whole cubicle out) the fucking light went out just before the end and frightened me -_- this clip was not fun.