You have arrived to take a look at my blocked toilet. Every time I flush the water fills the bowl right to the top, just look at it! I have no idea how or why it's happened... I am rushing backwards and forwards to the toilet at all hours and this just needs to be fixed urgently!... Oh wait... Oh God... I think I can feel something moving inside... I need to go right now!... No it's fine... You just stay there and... and... I don't have a problem with you watching me... I mean, what with all the toilet jobs you go to, I bet no-one has ever asked you to watch them take a dump before?