What are you here for? Are you waiting for me to take a nice big fat slippery dump? Yeah I bet you are! A real stinky one? You are such a dirty freak for my tight asshole aren't you. Go ahead and take a big sniff of my ass. Just smell it! You want me to push one out right now? Wanna see me push out a nice thick long one right in front of your eyes? Yeah? Are you ready? Aww, Mister, you know I can't do that... I might even hold it in all day just to wind you up ;)