I hate mornings, but this one was better than normal. Last Monday morning I was surprised by finding that my trap set for tinies was full. I found 5 tinies stuck on my sticky trap of tape next to my bowl of morning cereal. I grab each one and sprinkle them into the bowl. Then, I shower them in a waterfall of milk until they almost . I go to the table and begin eating my breakfast of giants. As you may know eating tinies is a balanced part of a giant’s breakfast. I begin munching and chewing. One by one each tiny gets chewed and swallowed.

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