This is strange, for the past few weekends these tiny couples have been driving to the edge of my giant table and making out. Like its some kind of romantic spot for a date.

I creep up behind a car and give them a big scare, they are instantly petrified with fear. I explain how crazy and reckless they are, but to no avail. So I decide to have a bit of fun with them to teach them a lesson.

I begin making the whole situation gross by showing off my mouth and tongue to them, then I start burping in the scared couple. They are really grossed out. Then I suggest to have a ma...

This is strange, for the past few weekends these tiny couples have been driving to the edge of my giant table and making out. Like its some kind of romantic spot for a date.

I creep up behind a car and give them a big scare, they are instantly petrified with fear. I explain how crazy and reckless they are, but to no avail. So I decide to have a bit of fun with them to teach them a lesson.

I begin making the whole situation gross by showing off my mouth and tongue to them, then I start burping in the scared couple. They are really grossed out. Then I suggest to have a make out session, they have no choice. I scoop them up out of their convertible toy car and I slosh them around my giant mouth and slide them all over my wet tongue. The lady tastes a little bitter due to all the scents and perfumes she wears. I spit them back out and decide to continue to harass them.

The perfume is making my nose tingle and I release a strong sneeze moving the car slightly. I release a second stronger sneeze that sends the car flying away in a trail of snot and spit.

Now the date is ending, and I feel like I still need to give them one more thing to remember me by. I place my mouth at the end of the cliff and push them and their car into my mouth. They both fall out and begin getting crushed and tossed about my mouth. I spit the car out, but the two tinys stay inside my mouth or at least one of them does. I guess I ate the girl by accident.