I got pulled over today at a traffic stop. I was about to get a ticket, so I panicked and ended up freezing and shrinking the officer. I bring him home in my sock and place him on my table. I blow my gross smelly morning breath into him trying to make him come out of the stun. I have him kept in a cage until I can make sure I have him under control.

I try to reason with him and ask if he can forget about the ticket and the whole shrinking and stunning ordeal, but he is having none of it. So, nothing else I can do but taunt him with my large giant foot and threaten to crush him. I... Show more