I got pulled over today at a traffic stop. I was about to get a ticket, so I panicked and ended up freezing and shrinking the officer. I bring him home in my sock and place him on my table. I blow my gross smelly morning breath into him trying to make him come out of the stun. I have him kept in a cage until I can make sure I have him under control.

I try to reason with him and ask if he can forget about the ticket and the whole shrinking and stunning ordeal, but he is having none of it. So, nothing else I can do but taunt him with my large giant foot and threaten to crush him. I...

I got pulled over today at a traffic stop. I was about to get a ticket, so I panicked and ended up freezing and shrinking the officer. I bring him home in my sock and place him on my table. I blow my gross smelly morning breath into him trying to make him come out of the stun. I have him kept in a cage until I can make sure I have him under control.

I try to reason with him and ask if he can forget about the ticket and the whole shrinking and stunning ordeal, but he is having none of it. So, nothing else I can do but taunt him with my large giant foot and threaten to crush him. I proceed by taking a flashlight and showing him my deep dark large mouth. Showing off my tonsils, tongue, uvula, throat, and teeth. I take him and place him in my mouth just to scare him into thinking he will be eaten alive.

The officer is still not cooperating, so I have to take additional measures by taking my socks off and rubbing his face all into my sweaty wet feet, him to breathe in and lick my stinky feet. I push his face into my foot so hard that he almost Then I place him into my sock and bang him around a bit on my table to soften him up.

He still doesn’t want to remove the ticket, so I decide to just keep him forever as my mini pet police officer. I will keep him for as long as it takes or just until I get bored and end up eating him one day.