I’m about to leave the house to go out with my giant friend to have some giant beers at the giant bar.
I check myself out to make sure I look good, when suddenly I notice a tiny bastard trying to sneak into my pants. I quickly snatch it and begin verbally the pathetic tiny bastard. It tastes nasty so I must give it spit rinse in my mouth. I constantly remind the tiny how nasty it tastes and how small and pathetic it is. After toying with it for a while I get bored so, I decide that the best thing to do is just swallow it whole. I love the feeling of its tiny arms grabbing at the sides o... Show more