There were a series of break-ins around my neighborhood recently and I got home today to see my door open. Luckily, I left a little surprise for any potential interlopers.
The two robbers drank and ate my shrinking potion and ended up helplessly stranded on my bed. I took advantage of them while the potion was still in effect. I had plenty of fun taking my anger out on these pathetic criminals. I began by flicking them around the bed, then I decide it’s a good time to stomp on them with my feet. I crush their legs so they can’t run away from me. Now that they are small they cannot even... Show more