You invited me over to watch a movie on your computer. I am really looking forward to it, but I am feeling a little sniffly and have these sneezes that just won’t stop and are really annoying. I have a mask on just in case I have something contagious. You tell me it is OK to take the mask off that you don’t mind and would actually like to see me sneeze and explain my feelings while sneezing. I think it’s a bit strange but I shrug it off. I immediately start sneezing and apologize but I just cant contain it. You look at me with a smile and say you really couldn’t care less. I know we agreed ...

You invited me over to watch a movie on your computer. I am really looking forward to it, but I am feeling a little sniffly and have these sneezes that just won’t stop and are really annoying. I have a mask on just in case I have something contagious. You tell me it is OK to take the mask off that you don’t mind and would actually like to see me sneeze and explain my feelings while sneezing. I think it’s a bit strange but I shrug it off. I immediately start sneezing and apologize but I just cant contain it. You look at me with a smile and say you really couldn’t care less. I know we agreed to see a movie but I want to make some small talk with you and get all these sneezes out of my system. Of course I cannot stop sneezing and ask you for some tissues. The snot and spray is getting all over your room. I have a little sneezing tool to trigger sneezes because I am convinced there is something deep inside my nose causing these sneezes and I’m trying to get it out. I’m glad I can hang out with you and sneeze without judgement in fact I could swear you actually enjoyed it and got hard while watching me.